Oh so true

Here (apparently) are the top 10 patient descriptions of their pills:

1. Little blue pill.
2. Small pink round pill.
3. White one shaped like a "V".
4. The one you break in half.
5. The ones that I'm allergic to.
6. You know... the one that makes me pee.
7. They are too big to swallow.
8. The one with a long name.
9. Name a few - I'll know it if I hear it.
10. (Tie between) The one that starts with an "S" (and) It's a heart pill.

Let's just say it rings bells.

On a related note, if you're ever stuck for a present, you could always get your girlfriends one of these cute venereal disease stuffed toys.

OK, I'll stop now.