- Little blue pill.
- Small pink round pill.
- White one shaped like a "V".
- The one you break in half.
- The ones that I'm allergic to.
- You know... the one that makes me pee.
- They are too big to swallow.
- The one with a long name.
- Name a few - I'll know it if I hear it.
- (Tie between) The one that starts with an "S" (and) It's a heart pill.
Let's just say it rings bells.
On a related note, if you're ever stuck for a present, you could always get your girlfriends one of these cute venereal disease stuffed toys.
OK, I'll stop now.